Me, I find much of the actual content of piracy to be rather objectionable anyway, but that's a surprisingly good piraty-sounding word - I'm a bit worried I'll find myself wandering around the office saying 'genitals, arrr' tomorrow. Well, but they know I'm odd.

Now, why wasn't there a category for Musicological Pirates? Short-sighted and tin-eared, these Rum and Monkey fellers be, fer all their piratical yarrrings!