merchimerch

Someone just hocked a huge loogie and spit it on my car window as I was driving home. It was SO gross, and my window was cracked since it is a gorgeous sunny day here in paradise. If the window had been rolled down a little further, I would have had someone else's nasty phlegm either on my steering wheel or on my lap.

eew eew eew. ew.

I'm choosing to believe that this was some weird accident, because it happened as I'd just made a left turn onto a street. I really hope that guy in the big beige pick 'em up truck was attempting to spit out his window onto the ground and not onto lil' ol' me.

Still ew.

And, as I made my nauseated way home with it constantly in my perpipheral vision through the driver's side window, at one point the thought occurred to me that this guy had ALOT of heat...proving that