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merchimerchOh for goodness sake! In the box my mom forwarded is a statment from the money market account I held from my Balitmore days and that I cashed out sometime in the last year to defray the CC debt that R racked up with his teeth last year.
I asked that they be closed out MONTHS ago and had completely forgotten about them, except that they just sent me a statement stating that I have $.34 in my account and will be assessed a $25 inactivity fee if I don't buy or sell or do something. $.34 is less than the cost of a stamp or a fax to request that the account be closed, even if I WERE in the US right now. I just sent them a cranky email telling them that I really don't care what they do - cut me a check, donate the $.34 to a good cause, or just forget about it, but I don't have time and money to send them faxes and documents about an account with $.34 in it and I sure as hell shouldn't be charged the $25 fee.
Stupid banks!!! I swear they are the one industry that has never caught on to the concept of customer service.
I asked that they be closed out MONTHS ago and had completely forgotten about them, except that they just sent me a statement stating that I have $.34 in my account and will be assessed a $25 inactivity fee if I don't buy or sell or do something. $.34 is less than the cost of a stamp or a fax to request that the account be closed, even if I WERE in the US right now. I just sent them a cranky email telling them that I really don't care what they do - cut me a check, donate the $.34 to a good cause, or just forget about it, but I don't have time and money to send them faxes and documents about an account with $.34 in it and I sure as hell shouldn't be charged the $25 fee.
Stupid banks!!! I swear they are the one industry that has never caught on to the concept of customer service.
